I remember when I saw this fool in ESPN’s high school baller book and he was touted as “the next Michael Jordan” in fucking 1995. NO ONE knew this dude unless you were in Philly or played in the ABCD camps, it was all about Jermaine O’Neal and Tim Thomas. K.G. just skipped ahead and went 10th in the draft and folks still weren’t convinced. Kobe had perfect admittance scores and could go to any school on earth between his grades, ball skills and parents $$$, yet he chose the NBA because he knew he would be rich and bored for the rest of his life if he didn’t. Fast forward to 1997 and The Wake Up Show world tour with Wu-Tang and Organized Konfusion (among others) and you see this joker flanked by some randoms while wearing a adidas sweat suit and eddie jones nike’s, mad dogging everyone and looking like a fucking goon. We automatically sized each other up because we were the 2 tallest dudes in the room…..
Sway let him jump on stage and freestyle. He got booed off stage like Fat Joe at the Good LIfe in the early 90’s, he had no presence and was up there telling rap secrets (AKA whispering) to the police. Also similar to Fat Joe, this fool gets a record deal a couple years later and has the trackmasters producing for him. Once he got that out of his system (K.O.B.E. anyone?) and stopped turning hoes into housewives on numerous occasions, (a certain story comes up with him walking in on Brandy sucking on SOME dicks at one of his parties, this is while they were a “couple”) he then went back to his first love, which I imagine is basketball but you never know since he seems like captain crevman (no relation to that perpetraitor “crev man”) and is always into something like MC Ren and Pee Wee Herman. Although stories about his social ineptitude circulate far and wide, once he balled his way back to the top of the pack he then demonstrated a elitism that basketball had long lost with all the dance battles and freak-show ballers who are 7″3 350 point guards. All you COULD do was hate him because you sure as fuck couldn’t guard him or have a conversation with him. He is NOT a role model and he goes so far as to NOT tell you this, unlike Sir Charles who will do a commercial about being a dickhead and then throw someone thru a window as proof. If you saw game 1 of the 09 finals, then you saw a man possesed. The look he had on his face is similar to the one I would have in 98-99 after doing some crystal meth and then going to project blowed and battling WHOEVER was around. It is the look of someone so far gone on one that there is no turning back. I stayed up till 6AM cheering this bitch ass fool on and I hope he gets #4, because I was there when he got 1-3 and that was the shit. Here’s 2 examples of why he is actually a funny ass dork and he actually scored 81 points in a game in 2009. Fuck assists, you damn near hit someone for 100 points in a game? alone?!?

your boy “jumping” over a pool of snakes

your boy most likely jumping over a aston-martin…..

speaking of aston-martin’s, did any of you sk8 rats hear about Jereme Rogers the other day? He was asshole naked on his roof, on mushrooms, preaching the gospel. I wish I had money so I could do shit like that…….