is that ma f*ckin Keenan “Low Down Dirty Shame” Ivory Wayans hosting his own show?!?!? or am i tripping? that might be a blog of its own right there. anyways, here’s “Young Black Male” cause it is soooo dope.

hard like an erection!!!

RE-WIND!!!!

this was from 2008 and we had a show in paris that we crashed because we weren’t good enough to be on the bill. hahaha, proved you wrong again! people will never learn. anyway, we’re over here at J.B from dDamage’s house on some sippi-sippi and your boy waves “overdid it holmes, he had too much to drink…” and here is what went down. always a marketing whiz, he made this hoe a commercial……

your boy Huevos is still settling into his new place so his presence on the internet has been somewhat limited, shouts to all those i owe emails to. but in a quick slam-this-coffee-while-waiting-for-this-babe-to-wake-up moment i caught this on Mochipet’s blog. i was aware of this track (duh, i’m on it) but not its completion or the addition of Cadence Weapon!

basically, what we have here is a Mochipet beat featuring sick sick verses from myself, Spoek Mathambo (who cannot stop releasing projects, this guy is insane), Subtitle (who seems to be making up for lost time on his personal blog – dude been posting like a muhfucka), and CW.

check it —-> Four on the Floor

UPDATE: this track is on Subtitle’s new EP La Cita Strobe (details above) which i did not know until a moment ago. stoked!!! make sure you check out the record, especially for the track Leggings, produced by MusSck. its an instant classic.

as you can see, it features a lot of music from our lil family here.

Maintane also does some fresh screenprinting so make sure you check it out.

i tried to mimic Subtitle’s way of handling this guest spot (after watching many youtube versions of him doing it) by remaining sort of “in the cut” and not letting anyone know it was going to go down, and then just popping up at the last minute right before it’s time for me to rip.

i went to a side mic so that Nick could still have the main one for when he comes back in, but for some reason it was dead. turns out neither the in-house nor the touring sound man had any idea what was going on, and cut the mic as soon as i went for it, thinking i was a party crasher. i end up on the main mic and proceed to get tackled by the local sound guy, who attempts to drag me off the stage while i am just beginning to spit, causing me to space on my pre-prepared lyrics and launch into a freestyle, never missing a beat even as i am trying to shrug the guy off. i guess he realized the band was cool with what was happening and he lets it ride, and he gets quickly dissed in my free, which ends up being rather aggressive as well as laudatory to Islands, who were definitely killing their set. turns out the freestyle went over great, better than my written lyrics could have (just a random verse from a Huevos classic) and after watching as many versions of the song as i could earlier that day, i was able to get the timing down perfect and everyone went nuts. it was rad. i received many pats on the back as well as apologies from both sound men, though of course the fact that they tried to shut me down made the appearance way more crev and exciting for the audience, so i’m stoked that it went down like that.

your white friend,

juan huevos

i really wanted to learn what absinthe was all about on this euro mission.

you can find it in most places, but the OG shit with a high wormwood content is only sold in a few countries. one of them is the Netherlands. i bought some. i drank some.

i didn’t go too deep this round, but i scratched the surface.

for a long form post about it, peep my blog LIFE IS LIKE MY COCK ON CHOCOLATES.

5000.