Since everyone is doing ill shit right now, it would make no sense to focus on any one person besides myself since we can all write for blogs whenever we feel like there is something worth writing about. This is a co-op, not a prison. Mira and Shuf at this new video for my all year round theme song “Leggings….” off the LA Cita Strobe EP, directed by Robby Massey (he is a genius) and produced by Valance Drakes (so is he) or MuSsCk. I think Valance’s real name is ridiculously sicker than his alias, but that’s just me. Shows are eventually coming up and out, along with the mighty, mighty Nasa of Uncommon Records and Willie Green, we are taking tech rap back to the shadows, I got a LA Cita remix thing dropping soon and before that you will most likely see Trunk Beats. While I don’t care about mentioning all of this on my personal blog, this is B.E.A.R. and these are B.E.A.R. releases, whether available for free, on iTunes or Bandcamp. Listen to it, buy it, borrow it , steal it , whatever……..
there is no good reason in my mind as to why no one has spoke on this earlier, nor is there a good reason in my mind as to why it escaped my tribunal knowledge of all things ultra-crev. now I figured out why Juicy J and Project Pat went and did Cali High. they must have been like “fuck it, if you niggas want to drive up and down the boulevard looking like THIS, then we might as well dress up like some randoms at the Slauson Swapmeet and go smoke weed on the boardwalk of Venice Beach.” at this point, Pat was probably like, “yeah, AND we get to fuck the hoes, nigga! fuck yo life, I’m really a rob-ber…” and ran off in the direction of the strip club with a garbage bag full of ones and a handfull of bluntwraps. so tight.
you know how I do, 3 posts in a row on here and you don’t see me for a month. “I run record labels, but I’m really a blo-gger”
I straight up stole this shit from a porno/beheaded baby site, the one where you can look at a sex tape and then watch some political prisoner get their balls fed to them while Mickey Mouse is in the background saying Allah U Akbar or something equally wild sounding. I was looking for something to sample or eventually masturbate to, and came across some of the funniest footy that I have seen in 3 years. The U.K. is the shit for drunk slags and the tracksuit, airmax nickels who love them. 2 things:
1. the girl straight up ran away from these fools WHILE SHE WAS STILL PISSING…..
2. the dude straight said “I’m going to google you, bitch!” as she ran away and he chased her thru the streets of either london town or gang banging ass bristol. I can post this type of insane shit, I own the site and we need more traffic……
SO CREVVY.
oh yeah, here is a free song with me, huevos and citizen ledge from L.E.G. on the hook. we’re rappers….
one day i was talking to Low Leaf and i told her i thought she should do a cover of Complicated by Avril Lavigne. she scoffed at the idea. i said, yeah, Avril may be annoying or whatever, but the song is a perfect pop song and you should do a flip of it in your style. i couldn’t convince her so i said, f_ck it, i’m doing my own version of it. i played it out on the keyboard and recorded the vocals. it was pretty ridiculous but now i do it live cause its random as f_ck.
this was from 2008 and we had a show in paris that we crashed because we weren’t good enough to be on the bill. hahaha, proved you wrong again! people will never learn. anyway, we’re over here at J.B from dDamage’s house on some sippi-sippi and your boy waves “overdid it holmes, he had too much to drink…” and here is what went down. always a marketing whiz, he made this hoe a commercial……
your boy Huevos is still settling into his new place so his presence on the internet has been somewhat limited, shouts to all those i owe emails to. but in a quick slam-this-coffee-while-waiting-for-this-babe-to-wake-up moment i caught this on Mochipet’s blog. i was aware of this track (duh, i’m on it) but not its completion or the addition of Cadence Weapon!
basically, what we have here is a Mochipet beat featuring sick sick verses from myself, Spoek Mathambo (who cannot stop releasing projects, this guy is insane), Subtitle (who seems to be making up for lost time on his personal blog – dude been posting like a muhfucka), and CW.
UPDATE: this track is on Subtitle’s new EP La Cita Strobe (details above) which i did not know until a moment ago. stoked!!! make sure you check out the record, especially for the track Leggings, produced by MusSck. its an instant classic.
Here it is in all its glory. My 2010 Space Audyssy Count Down to NEW YEARS MIX.
From the decade that brought you Terrorism, Swine Flu, Economic Depression, Black Presidents, and tiny portable touch screen computers that connect you to just about anything. PEACE & ENJOY
me! this shouldn’t be weird unless you are a girl who… never mind. anyway, while at dinner yesterday in gloomy, gloomy brussels, I got put up on some more seditionary game. since the dudes I was dining with deejay african music of many uptempo types, they had a literal laundry list of youtube pages full of dudes that I have never heard of until that exact moment. I mean, there was some fresh shit on there indeed with people using truly foreign styles over all sorts of traditional rhythms and it was (of course) different from region to region. and then you had cats out there like the ones above, doing their motherfucking thing from within the safe confines of a dope spot, apartment complex and cameraphone. in africa, twins are supposed to be magical and only magic twins could get away with this type of shit on a repeat basis. these dudes are like K-Ci and JoJo but different and equally ghoulish looking. oh yeah, their names are Mad Melon and Mountain Black, do whatever you want with that information.
next up on my crevoscope is some straight up G’s from Mongolia (yes, that Mongolia. the one by Russia) that really defy explanation. Here:
1. They are from Mongolia and that whole landmass is sketch city
2. They are on some gangster shit and their use of sex slave women in this shit is unparalleled.
3. The group is named Ice-Top and the song is called Pon Pon.
(nuff said.)
as a bonus for this episode of “around shady parts of the world in 1 post”, I give you an amazing individual by the name of costuleta from the cut somewhere and he is a maniac. his name loosely translates to “spare ribs” and gal dem put it pon de floor when he hits the room. AND HE CAN DANCE.
he deserves a blog post all by himself, but maybe Diplo will read this and give him or Mountain Black and Mad Melon a record deal. Christopher Columbus said fuck it and became a world beat deejay…
