but 5 seconds into the latest email from my hip hop homey Lockjaw, i was posting this video. let’s peep this together and talk some funny shit in the comments, shall we?

your white friend,

juan huevos

  1. jesus. you know I have that shirt he has on with the girl on it. amazing. you need to do my black friends today….

  2. prosperous

    This makes me think of my homie Ruben from Nigeria, when i bring him to underground punk, electro, rock places where he´s the only black man around and women go crazy for him..yeah “my black friends” would be next up!

  3. katt williams aint never lied.

  4. ‘My Black Friends’ is a helluva call Subs. Kill that Huevs. Damn right Dell, never, hahaaa. By the way, where’s Duece Poppi from, hangin with river rats and rollerbladers?

  5. well hello there my white friend =]

  6. keep it real: “My dyke friends”
    or consistent: “My coke fiends”
    or same ol: “My girl-friends”
    new age: “My Latino friends”

    wait a sec…..haven’t you already told us that you don’t have time for any friends!

    just keep keepin on damit

  7. consider ‘my black friends’ on the way.

    deuce poppi is on Slip N Slide, i believe, the Trick Daddy label, so u know that dude is on some Florida shiiiii ….

    my two cents for this moment is: in this style of rap

    1. why is travis barker THE white dude? i swear he inspired all this ‘party like a rock star’ mess.

    2. why is travis barker the only white guy that ever had a mohawk?

    3. why do these dudes love travis barker so much?

    (still, u can’t fuck with the way deuce flips that shit: ‘haircut like travis barker … dad look like bob barker’ …. hilarious)

    there is nothing like partying to bring various groups of people together. the love of weed in high school made for some pretty diverse blunt smoking crews … Taylor and Llew in their baja pullovers and birkenstocks and cut off shorts in some cold ass weather, blazing it up in the parking lot with Bruvone and Delaurie (RIP) in their rugbys and Pelle Pelle coats.