my boy mild davis is pretty much #1 with a youtube link.
he sent me this first video:
uglyman kinda rips that shiii. but, no matter what you think about the song, it is obvious that you are asking yourself: “what is up with that fat guy?” well, he knew you were thinking that. here is his response:
i hope these guys all get rich. i mean, really rich.
and just for fun, because this is what the name “uglyman” makes me think of, one of the best In Living Color parodies ever, marlon doing his thing:
what do you suppose is in that tank in the uglyman video? nitrous?
yes.
i guess i have to respect this. the car they posed in front of makes me think they are very much in touch with reality.
doing whippets with those dudes in that park would be one hell of an experience. i agree dell, they’re definitely doing THEIR thing. reals. that living color sketch killed me, damn. good looks mild and huevs.
lol doing whippets. lol reality car. that’s some new slang right there: “that fool fronts like he got paper but he pushin a reality car.”
reality car.
that is going in the newsletter.
think how we can flip that on anything!!!! ——>
“you know you ain’t wettin nobody up with that lil ass reality gun.”
“chronic? this ain’t nothing but some reality weed!!! who got that POWER?!?”
“i thought he got dimes, mayne, but he fucking with some reality broads, really doe.”
this works particularly well for the ladies:
“i thought he was ballin till we went back to his reality house.”
“girl, he was acting like he was in large and in charge but then i saw his reality dick and i knew he was gonna be the only one having fun.”
remember y’all, BRIEFCASE SAID IT FIRST!!! when you start hearing people saying this in People Mag and US Weekly and on TMZ and Entertainment Tonight and shit …. don’t forget where it all came from.
dahaaaaaaaa!… yessirs! “who got that power?!?” this b gonna spread like the plague