even though I can’t find any normal sized artwork for this record to throw on this blog, fuck it because you should be on it already!!!! it’s the moment you have all been waiting for….. GO GET IT AND BE APART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING!!!
Just in case you forgot what a Unison is (apparently like our “staff” did) then watch this video for Outside….

did I use this pic already? I have no idea…

valance is working his way up the BBC scale and is currently in NYC with big Dave Delmonaco and friends. hopefully they have a fine time. waves is doing stuff as usual, he just rapped with islands and is most likely grinding like his name was pepper. let’s hope that equates to some music one day, for us or wherever. deb did a cockrockdisco free d/l and that will probably make him rich. the new unison EP is droppng next week and the hipsters are sweating like your main bi**h is. I just did a bunch of beats and remixes and am currently working on some cutty bangers as per usual. we have some dudes in the wings but who knows, stone’s throw may sign them in the middle of the night so let me be quiet. we have a twitter page and if you read this, join it. we also have our free downloads up on bandcamp, in order to save server space. I gave up on the famous grandiose site because that is for overachievers and you know us, we don’t do that over here. crunc tesla’s record is out and about, go cop it. our store is mobbing, fucc with us so we can all get money with you like good gangsters do. I’m drunk, forgive me.

we have a bunch of shit dropping this year as per usual, this is me acting all coy and shit. I do the fuck out of that. we went from 100 blog writers to 3. here is some new shit from me and stay tuned.

Bomb a deer by subtitle31

our store is up and running, temporarily replacing our fabled free download section of yore. we still intend to reboot that whole thing, but this time with a more selective process. we had somewhere around 17 free records running and all that we got out of it was crashed servers and a 1/4 of our roster (at that time) abandoning ship. this time, we will come with all sorts of mysterious thizzles for you to play in amazement while wondering why the shit isn’t sold thru some panacea like iTunes or in physical format for you to hold in your hand, while scoffing at the price tag. we need money for a publicist so we can compete with these other pussy clot crews and labels and the people who want to emulate their “successes” or whatever you call it.
the b.e.a.r. group is like Death Row Records back in the day when Suge got on t.v. and said to whomever listening to sign to the row unless you want your label boss dancing in your video and rapping all over your songs. I got that beat, you don’t even SEE me half of the time. it’s like I operate from an invisible lighthouse on the sea of tranquility on some Dr. Manhattan crevery…….
oh yeah, I’ll take this time to oft handedly mention that my new alter-alter ego is Slim Summers AKA Cyclops. this is thanks to my eye. Briefcase Rockalypse NOW.

after forwarding one of my crev wave / werido anime tracks i receive a message from BBC 6 music, a radio show show presented by Tom Robinson called Introducing: Fresh On The Net where they showcase new online music and they wanted to play one of my tracks which i sent to them a couple weeks ago this will also be played on latest podcast which i think its going to be on itunes

so young but so crev

we need it to function because we just hit a glass ceiling called “overhead” and it hurts pretty bad. while we want to break on thru to the other side of industry brokedom, at least we can blame our not having money on cop-out buzz phrases and twitter topics such as the recession, the onset of web 2.0 and it’s backlash on digital media, Kim Kardashian and her net worth, all kinds of shit. in fact, the only thing we cannot blame it on is lack of record sales because we release records as a sport and a hobby.

that being said, our “cover your mouth while talking into the phone” imprint named RAID just reissued the soncially picturesque EP by Deneir entitled “Nowhen” and it has a remix by Autechre on it for all of you Warp Records heads out there . Both he and the group Ellul came over to our evil sect from the sunny skies at Sounds Are Active and we welcome them aboard. The Ellul record will drop on B.E.A.R. later this year, we haven’t dropped a record thru THAT arm since Marks In Angles! Crunc Tesla’s album with the long foreign name comes out on the 22nd of this month and hopefully he hasn’t been buried in a shallow grave by an errant lover or famous person by the time it drops! Just kidding. Not about the album, but the other stuff.

in other news related to the b.e.a.r. group, the LONG AWAITED EP by our most beloved couple Unison finally drops digitally July 13th and if there is justice in the world and drugs, physically at a date to be determined as well. we just love the hell out of these folks and are honored that they are the ones to carry the Matte Black flag forward. expect insanely big things from them in the near future and if you see our name next to theirs, its because that’s where it belongs….

I’m finishing up part one of my new record, the shit is normal but abnormal. like a weird teacher or your friend’s odd uncle or that one dude who was too old to kick it with you and your friends, but did it anyway and still fit in even though he was 21 and you were 16? like that….

yep it’s not briefcase but they are friends isn’t it?